{"title":"Fathertime Bourbon","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"father-time-bourbon-precious-batch-middle-child-mystery-92-4pf","title":"Fathertime Bourbon Precious Batch - Middle Child Mystery 92.4pf","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*All Fathertime Boubon Bottles Signed by Jim Gaffigan!*\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFathertime is a Kentucky bourbon from comedian Jim Gaffigan. Middle Child Mystery is the third expression, sold as a 750ml bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNew parents are often told, \"Children are like pancakes. You always mess up the first one.\" Based on this Pancake Logic, a second or third child would be an improvement, right? Not if you listen to birth order conspiracies (aka “theories”). According to those, the middle child has \"issues\" because they don't receive enough attention. Like most parents, Jim would never ignore one of his children. Unless they were asking for a screen. Or money. Or if he was watching football. Well, despite all this birth order nonsense (“theory”), Jim’s middle child somehow earned the right to be his phone's wallpaper image, much to the dismay of the other pancakes. The middle child is often a mystery; but then again, so is most of parenting... which is probably why Jesus invented bourbon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe same principles that inspired the previous editions of Fathertime have also guided the creation of this new release, Middle Child Mystery. This endeavor is still just Jim and Stu tasting barrels and putting together a smooth and delicious bourbon. This batch is just as precious as the first, and each bottle is personally signed by Jim, which was a pain in the ass but totally worth it – much like fatherhood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJim fell in love with bourbon after he and his wife Jeannie learned an occasional drink provided a momentary break from parenting teenagers. If you have children, you understand. To those who humbly accept the paternal responsibility, we raise a glass to you. A father’s joy is earned. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Father TIme","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47966793793787,"sku":"FTMC","price":149.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/7654\/7742\/files\/Fathertime_Bourbon_Precious_Batch_-_Middle_Child_Mystery_92.4pf.png?v=1777399038"},{"product_id":"fathertime-bourbon-precious-batch-fourth-long-92-4pf","title":"Fathertime Bourbon Precious Batch - Fourth \u0026 Long 92.4pf","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*All Fathertime Boubon Bottles Signed by Jim Gaffigan!*\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom Jim:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile I was thrilled to know a new child was on the way, a fear of uncertainty overtook me like a football team facing fourth and long. Parenting is hard. Raising three kids is exponentially harder. But much like going for it on fourth down, when you make it, there is a feeling of invincibility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe same principles that inspired the previous versions of Fathertime have also guided the creation of our new release, Fourth \u0026amp; Long. This endeavor is still just me and Stu tasting barrels and putting together a smooth and delicious bourbon. Each bottle is personally signed by me, which was a pain in the ass but totally worth it – much like fatherhood.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Father TIme","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47967022153979,"sku":null,"price":149.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/7654\/7742\/files\/Fathertime_Bourbon_Precious_Batch_-_Fourth_Long_92.4pf.png?v=1777399167"},{"product_id":"fathertime-bourbon-precious-batch-fourth-long-empty-nester-strength-125-6pf","title":"Fathertime Bourbon Precious Batch - Fourth \u0026 Long Empty Nester Strength 125.6pf","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*All Fathertime Boubon Bottles Signed by Jim Gaffigan!*\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom Jim:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs I continue to learn and “do research” on bourbon, I’ve grown to appreciate stronger pours. That’s why I decided to bottle some of Fourth \u0026amp; Long at cask strength (125.6 proof).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI affectionately refer to this expression as “Empty Nester Strength.” When children finally leave the home, parents enter a unique stage in their journey. While empty nesters are often characterized as being victoriously liberated from parental responsibilities, they sometimes also experience a level of grief. The grip of love and fear that permeates parenting grows a little tighter. And some nights that calls for a stronger bourbon.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Father TIme","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47967639568635,"sku":null,"price":199.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/7654\/7742\/files\/Fathertime_Bourbon_Precious_Batch_-_Fourth_Long_Empty_Nester_Strength_125.6pf.png?v=1777399005"},{"product_id":"fathertime-bourbon-the-caboose-empty-nester","title":"Fathertime Bourbon The Caboose - Empty Nester Strength","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"et_pb_module et_pb_text et_pb_text_6  et_pb_text_align_center et_pb_bg_layout_light\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"et_pb_text_inner\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eEmpty Nester (Cask) Strength\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"et_pb_module et_pb_text et_pb_text_7  et_pb_text_align_center et_pb_bg_layout_light\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"et_pb_text_inner\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrom Jim: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\"As my appreciation for bourbon evolved, so did my preference for a stronger pour. That’s why some bottles of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Caboose\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eare released at cask strength (121.0 proof), which I affectionately call 'Empty Nester Strength.'\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\"When children finally leave the home, parents enter a unique stage in their journey. While empty nesters are often characterized as being victoriously liberated from parental responsibilities, they sometimes also experience a level of grief. The grip of love and fear that permeates parenting grows a little tighter. 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Just like the last car of the train painted bright red, they stick out. Some of the undeserved attention is positive and some of it is, well, annoying. But a caboose, like a large family, is increasingly rare these days. Both are worth celebrating, ideally with a good bourbon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\"Like previous Fathertime releases, \u003cem\u003eThe Caboose\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ewas created by me and Stu tasting barrels and blending until we found something smooth, balanced, and worth sharing. Each batch is small and carefully selected, and every bottle is personally signed by me – a process that is admittedly a pain in the ass, but ultimately worth it. 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